Black Prehistoric Wig And Beard

Are you sure you wanna be a caveman? The winters are harsh, and most of the things you want to eat, can eat you. In a prehistoric winter climate, a full head of hair and a long, smelly beard might be your last line of defense against the elements, if you can’t find a buffalo pelt. In a world without thermostats or hot cocoa, you gotta be tough.

In this case, it’s function over fashion, not that you could shower or shave anyway. This black prehistoric wig and beard combination can give you the best of both worlds, with the rugged Neanderthal look that can keep you toasty on lonely cave nights. Pair this with our other prehistoric accessories and venture out into the tundra. Don’t worry, if you get stuck in a block of ice we can always thaw ya’ later.